AP1264 Birthday Card

AP1264 Birthday
Cover: When I was a boy, my mother would send me to the store with a dollar.
Inside: I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, and 6 eggs. You can't do that now! Too many security cameras. Happy Birthday, Old-Timer.
Size: 5x7 inches